What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
