batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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