so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
are you so shy because you have an std?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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