Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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