Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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