bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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