I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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