I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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