3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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