There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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