'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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