GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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