Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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