Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You did what with his pubic hair?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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