That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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