Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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