He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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