I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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