Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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