How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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