She's JV to your varsity
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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