covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am available for nakedness
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