oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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