So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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