Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
