is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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