I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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