I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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