Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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