Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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