me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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