I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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