I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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