I love black thongs
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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