wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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