Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Houston, we have a squirter
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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