But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
