why do cheetos always look like penises
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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