We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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