Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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