So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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