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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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