**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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