I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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