I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I forget how to act sober
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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