Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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