like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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