Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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