I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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