I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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