I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
that is very illegal...i love you.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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