just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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He's on the porch naked. Help.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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