I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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