Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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