google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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