Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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